Koalas

10/17/12   

        So apparently, we don't know too much about Koalas. Although koalas are known to be herbivores, they barely differ from any other vicious carnivores. They have enormous muscles hidden in their body, and also have sharp nails, sometimes poisonous. Another special thing about koalas are that they have fingerprints, which only primates have. These characteristics lead to several theories about them ruling the earth long before dinosaurs.

       Another unique thing about koalas is that they only eat eucalyptus leaves. In these eucalyptus leaves, there are triazolobenzodiazepine, which releases stress from the koalas' body. If a koala does not consume eucalyptus leaves for a week, it completely destroy the surroundings due to  violence. However, just as everybody knows, koalas are friendly creatures, and they try not to harm any other animals by consuming eucalyptus leaves daily. If they don't get the eucalyptus leaves, they suddenly turn violent and massacre other species. Koalas are also the only animal to sleep over eighteen hours a day. They sleep to calm down and keep away from violence. Some koalas try to extend their sleeping hours by consuming the eucalyptus leaves.

       A picture of a mythical koala, Shany, according to an African legend, has been found and is being displayed at the Natural History Museum in London, UK. An animal scientist and a researcher, Simon Wolfe (Doctorate degree at Cambridge University), heard about Shany from an African tribe leader during his business trip, and started researching about it. He finally found a picture of Shany in Valencia, Spain, after 3 years, and now is being displayed at the Natural History Museum. This finding also broke the stereotypical idea that koalas only live in Australia. His research shows that Shany survived in Africa for over 40 years. Shany was over 4 feet tall, and was known to enjoy massacring herds of lions when it ran out of food. In typical African savanna, a lion has an average successful capture rate of its prey of 10%, and cheetahs have a higher rate of 20% due to their mobility. However, Shany was known for a capture rate of 100%, being better than all of the other predators in terms of mobility, agility and strength. Having said, it was one of the deadliest predators in African savanna. Shany was known to be captured by an unknown helicopter unit during America's Operation Desert Storm. It was never seen again. Several other personal accounts about unique koalas have been reported all over the world. Battle koalas have been the most popular reports. A Puerto Rican Journalist, George Martin, reported to the U.S. government that he has already captured 2 battle koalas in his lab. Similar to aliens' dissection reports, ABE will soon release the dissection films, but Martin claims that we shouldn't think about other experiments to the creature.

        Koalas also adapt to extreme surroundings, such as underwater. An Italian marine biologist, Dionsio Giraldo, first found the underwater koalas in the Tyrrhenian Sea off the coast of Rome. He proved in his studies that koalas have successfully adapted to living underwater. A famous German evolutionist, Ferdinand Friedhelm, claimed that this is a revolution in the evolutionary theory, and a specie that can adapt to both underwater and on land without any problems is a major contribution to new science. He predicted that koalas will be the base of incredible evolutions by the year 2093. Do you believe this? He claimed that koalas will be the only species alive on earth by 2500. If you're still reading through this, I'm pretty amazed; because all of this is nonsense. Hope you figured that out.